So this week, a 79-year old birder was confronted by one of the heavily armed, idiot jamokes occupying a public wildlife refuge in Oregon.   Good thing the guy didn’t just open fire — someone might have gotten a peek at the burrowing owls!  But instead he walked up and started screaming orders at the one law-abiding citizen in the park.  What happened next, produced what is definitely the FBI quote of the week:

we’re asking the elderly not to knock any more militants on their ass