We just sent a basket to someone for Christmas. It was hard at first to find one that does not include a fruitcake! I think it’s all part of the Big Fruitcake conspiracy to keep those universally-disliked things in circulation.
But I was almost willing to submit to it, pointing out that someone has to be the subject of those jibes about having sent a fruitcake. Jill, however, does not wish us to be That Couple.
In the end, we managed to find one without fruitcake. Another small victory!