There’s too much to write about from the Pumpkin Patch.  I don’t know how people like this keep doing it.  I need a break.  Then I saw John Scalzi’s post today, entitled:

I Was Going To Write Something Thoughtful and Meaningful Today But Then I Thought, Screw It, I’ll Just Put Up a Picture of a Cat, Really, It’s All The Same, Isn’t It

And given that I have at least half as much feline-privilege as John*, I will now grace the Intertubes with pictures of not one but two cats.

2016-12-03-gert

 Daddeh! Why u bloggin? Get ovah here and rub mah belleh! 

 

2016-12-03-alice

 Oh, do wat u want. U gonna, anyway! Wat u think, u iz a CAT? 

* – as far as I can determine by empirical research.  Methodology:
∑ (cats seen in my home) / ∑ (cats seen on Scalzi’s blog) ≥ 0.5