I am enjoying this even more now.

Why?  I just got an update on the B Street Band.  Remember how I wrote that Pumpkin couldn’t get any talent for his “inauguration” better than a cover band?  Turns out he can’t even get that!  They backed out when Springsteen himself asked them to.  Now, Pumpkin can’t even get a cover band!  Schadenfreude ist die beste Freude.