If you are reading this on a computer connected to the Internet then you know I have not simply made a typo about the delicious morning beverage. (And if you’re not using a computer connected to the Internet to read this, please send me a telegram and tell me how you are reading it.)
This tweet was up for about six hours in the early part of the day:
Sean Spicer had to know he was in for a rough day, and for all I know he decided today was the day he thought, Awww, screw it, I might as well have some fun.
“The president and a small group of people know exactly what he meant.”
And why not. Go ahead and imply that’s it’s a massive inside joke. Hell, most Trump voters have probably convinced themselves by now that ‘covfefe’ is actually a real word and I’m just a libtard who doesn’t know any better. Or I’m a part of the massive jew-negro-feminist-homo conspiracy to hide the truth about the lamestream media’s massive negative covfefe offensive trying to prevent the making of America great again.
(Full disclosure: to get through writing this without going bonkers, I had to add ‘covfefe’ to my spellchecker.)
Serious point, and one that I have made before: the shit-show that is Donald Trump and his insane tweets and his bizarre interactions with normal humans… this is the distraction. The real crimes are being committed quietly and by people who look like your uncle the lawyer. Don’t be fooled.