Keeping up the dignity of the Pumpkin White House!  Anthony Scaramucci called up Ryan Lizza to unburden himself of these (and other) deep thoughts:

I’m not Steve Bannon, I’m not trying to suck my own cock.  I’m not trying to build my own brand off the fucking strength of the President. I’m here to serve the country.

(Bannon declined to comment.)

If you thought things would calm down after Spicer was gone, please share your drugs with me.