Pumpkin would love to be able to play this game but he can only every come up with the last of the three.

Here’s who Pumpkin lies about, when he tells us they are lying.

  • The Media
  • Robert Mueller
  • Hilary Clinton
  • James Comey
  • Climate scientists
  • Gold Star mothers
  • Intelligence agencies

Here’s who Pumpkin lies about, when he tells us they are telling the truth.

“Every time he sees me he says, ‘I didn’t do that,’ and I really believe that when he tells me that, he means it”

UPDATE: Enough of my snark: read this.