So let’s recap the news since New Year’s Day.
Pumpkin literally told North Korea that his
dick nuclear button was bigger than theirs.
Steve Bannon informed anyone who would read his book – or one of the news items it spawned – that the Pumpkin campaign (which Bannon ran, but never mind that now) was an exercise in treason. We knew that already, but it’s nice to hear it from an original participant.
Not bad for almost three days into the year, right?
Still: this cheered me up.