CNN and everyone else near her with a camera found this yesterday when Melania made her “surprise visit” to the concentration camps where brown children are being stockpiled.

Left: FLOTUS. Right: Zara catalog shot just so you know what you’re getting

Now, I can think of a few explanations for this woman who typically wears $1,500 – $51,500 garments in all public appearances showing up in that particular $39 Zara┬ájacket to visit Texas in June (where yesterday it was 84F).

But all of them boil down to, “F* all y’all, we’re getting away with this and more.”