We had a delicious – and all too rare – experience on the way home from work today.
An urban redneck in a Dodge Charger was tailgating us impatiently in moderate traffic where the road was two lanes. 61 in a 55 is never fast enough for these mucking forons.
As soon as the road widened, this dude flaunted his micropenis, took to the new lane, and kicked it into third gear, I guess.
He had to be doing north of 80 when we saw the lights up ahead.
We could not stop smiling, the rest of the way home.