Tommy Muscatello. Of all the ridiculous, insulting, annoying, ugly personages that my country has inflicted on the rest of the world, this one is kinda special. Here, have a look:
Thomas J. Mace-Archer-Mills? I got yer “scunns for tea” right here! But: ya gotta love how he stays in character even when he’s busted.
There’s never any shortage of reasons why I have to fight the impulse when in Europe, to claim that I am Canadian. Here’s another biggie.