The Pumpkin pretending to be the one running our government is really in the business of scamming rubes.  And one of his current scams involves selling cheap Chinese-made MAGA items to said rubes.  And by rubes, I mean racists, of course.

But in the depths of his dementia, or cynicism, or craven acquiescence to whatever his Daddy Vlad wants, he’s also started a trade war with China.  So now his own MAGA shit is more expensive and keeps getting stuck in Customs.

We need a poet with the philosophical complexity of a TS Eliot or similar to make a proper tribute to all this.