Thursday afternoon at 2:18 PM Eastern there will be a test of Wireless Emergency Alerts.  This means, if you have a phone, you’re getting a text from Pumpkin.  You cannot opt out.

I’m sure he will not take this opportunity to be unprofessional or unpresidential.  He will only tell everyone, “this is a test” and let it go at that.

I’m really looking forward to it!