It’s an emergency! But… not really.
Imagine a 911 caller who needs to report a home invasion. But they start their conversation with the operator talking about a business meeting they had that week (China). And a friend (U.K.) who’s going through a tough divorce. And a difficult relationship they have (N. Korea) but they are making progress!
And oh yeah, finally after twenty minutes, there’s this dude (Mexicans) breaking into my house, maybe come do something about that.
That was the scene in the Rose Garden Friday. This is possibly a good parody of that because it’s WAYYY more coherent.
And then… and then… he went off to play golf.