I think the strategic goal of his press conferences is to make sure that press conferences are an enormous waste of time.

Ruben Bolling writes that he was literally just finishing a cartoon about something colossally stupid coming from a WH press conference, when this latest turd dropped. He looked at the work on his drawing board and realized it was useless to parody something with a stupidity level so far below what had just occurred in real time.

#NoParody