As you know, we have Waltz Wednesdays every couple of weeks. There’s another one coming up this week, which you also know if you’re keeping track.

Now if you count off by twos, you’ll see that ten weeks hence will be Waltz Wednesday and Inauguration Day… on the same day!

I need a song for this unique occasion. Now I love Woody Guthrie, but I think for this one occasion I need perhaps a tad more snark. Don’t you agree?

So ply me with suggestions! Give me anything I can use to send Pumpkin off to his fate. My only requirement is, that it be in triple meter. Aside from that, anything goes.