So I was apparently not the only one thinking that there could be #NoParody any longer.
Tom Tomorrow took it as a challenge and I believe he got there. Well done, sir!
It’s an emergency! But… not really.
Imagine a 911 caller who needs to report a home invasion. But they start their conversation with the operator talking about a business meeting they had that week (China). And a friend (U.K.) who’s going through a tough divorce. And a difficult relationship they have (N. Korea) but they are making progress!
And oh yeah, finally after twenty minutes, there’s this dude (Mexicans) breaking into my house, maybe come do something about that.
That was the scene in the Rose Garden Friday. This is possibly a good parody of that because it’s WAYYY more coherent.
And then… and then… he went off to play golf.
If it’s tax cuts for billionaires, or wars to pump up business for multi-national arms dealers, don’t think, don’t question! Just Do It!
But for anything like Medicare for All or a Green New Deal, anything that might benefit someone who doesn’t run their own SuperPAC… those things we must nitpick to dust.
Coming soon to a supermarket parking lot near you: Tom Tomorrow at the wheel of the Weinermobile!