I write about the Pumpkin in the White House a fair bit. Ugh, what a drag.
So for Waltz Wednesday today, a nicer one.
Where did eight Rethuglican US Senators decide to spend July 4th? Moscow of course.
Now that they are back in the USA, they have messages for us all. Like, we’ve blown that whole Russia-meddled-in-the-election thing all out of proportion. After all, they didn’t mess with the results of The Voice, I guess? So those sanctions are a total overreaction.
I’m guessing the Russians showed these traitors some interesting video on the order of the legendary pee tape? What do you think?
And in a week, Pumpkin meets Putin 1:1 in a room alone with only translators. #WCGW?
Breastfeeding scares the piss out of Pumpkin! Who knew?
World health officials were stunned when the US balked at as innocuous a resolution as you can imagine: to encourage women around the world to breastfeed their babies. The US delegation threatened Ecuador (Ecuador!) with trade repercussions if they did not agree to weaken key provisions.
I can think of a few reasons why Pumpkin’s minions would take this line:
Just when you can’t believe the Pumpkin krew can get any more evil, they say, “hold my beer!”
Oh yes, sometimes it’s just wonderful when things work out.
Three rhino poachers were apparently killed and eaten by a pride of lions in a South African game reserve. Before they killed a rhino, as far as authorities could tell. Bonus!
The lions have realized that humans just suck at this, so they are taking matters into their own hands. Paws. They are taking matters into their own paws.